Okay, so i’m not going to go into all of these in full, there is just too much frag-muppetry to go around to deal with properly. But here’s some excerpts from my latest haul of spamtacular spammage send to me by spammy wanktards.
“Paris has received a chain of highprofile associations along with affluent men as well as leisure types, like Leonardo DiCaprio in addition to ex – Backstreet Boy Computer chip Lewis.”
Wow, i wish i could receive high profile associations with ex backstreet boy computers.. Hell, seeing the piece of wank I’m typing this on, I’ll settle for a low level association with ex-boy-zone pocket-watch Resistor Clarke.. Please allow me to click your digital-aids infected links! Just tell me more!! Wait! No not really, die in a car-fire where your kids can see, hear and smell your final moments. I was always told by real Frenchmen that Paris was a shit-hole, but if it has Leisure suit DiCaprio roaming around in it, I’ll be extra careful not to wander off too far on my next passing.. Straight to Gard du Nort and tha fuck on outah there.. Cheers for the head’s up, you suspiciously Nihonjin typing spamtard.. Now GTFO my inbox!
“and of course possibly be along with the jailhouse terminology. After all, your girlfriend background to get romantic relationships provides mostly men who also come from affluent, industrialist young families as well as amusement famous people “
Now look here you! I do not appreciate you bringing my dear Lady into this. I agree she has a stern hand and i agree that some of those banker-wankers could do with a proper judicial thrashing during their well-deserved stay in the big-house, but what my dear Lady does or not not do for the rehabilitation of the aforementioned bastages is none of anybodies business..
“Purses are typically made out of silicone elements, a hundred percent cotton, made of woll textiles, man made components, natural leather, in addition to a silk filled duvet.”
Wow a 100% cotton made out of Woll textiles?! Sign me up for those man-made components AND that duvet filled with silk! Just one question, if I give you idiots a shout out, can we negotiate about the leather? I prefer mine to be purely unnatural and made from pretentious vegan public relations interns. (No Americans though, their skin is so thin you can’t really do anything with their hides.. Way to many silicone elements to them. You know how it is.)
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AHW! Dammit, I missed you generous offer to contract some kind of viral worm infection by only the the most perilous of fruit juicers! As it is now but a mere shoe’s length beyond the deadline, I am made of woe and pork-chops! Do not embarrass your vintage family by eating oysters with a donkey! (subscribe to my RSS feed within 84 seconds upon our sending this reply and receive a free prolapsed grandmother, freshly imported from New Jersey. Order by credit card and receive free fetish pictures of Rick Santorum dressed like a West-Bengali ground-squirrel!)
“Elsewhere. leaving the other end, Vogel fixed in a timely fashion rear at self defense immediately following Dida Di Natale may be necessary state-of-the-art in the birthday gift hit. the house power team incrementally began to post ventures, “
Well, the other end was shit anyway, so i’m glad we’re going elsewhere right from the get-go, not to mention..
WOW! Wait?! What?! Man I haven’t seen Vogel ever sins him, me and this crazy hobbit dressed like a mafia version of Kurt Cobain faced down 7 Neo-Nazi skinheads! Knowing him, yeah, the house-power-team had better start investing elsewhere if he’s using his well timed self-defense style. That state-of-the-art birthday gift hit is devastating.. I can personal attest to that much!
To quote Gandalf the grey: “Run! You fools!” (for YOU SHALL NOT PASS his Birthday-gift-hit or my spam filter..)
“buy cheap nike free”
Why sure, i’d love to attain the Greek goddess of victory for no monies at all.. who do I have to bend over for?!
“yet somehow Chelsea sowed 50 million invoice in order to create gatwick“
As they do every Tuesday.. I swear if i have to deal with their collection agency one more time, i’ll ensure they beget in biblical proportions with my rudely shaped vegetable collection. (what were you even mailing me about?!)
“This is a comment to the webmaster.”
that would be me, myself and I..
“Your website is missing out on at least 300 visitors per day.”
Oh nose! I give no fucks!
“I have found a company which offers to dramatically increase your visitors to your website: [url omitted because fuck you]They offer 1,000 free visitors during their free trial period and I managed to get over 30,000 visitors per month using their services, you could also get lot more targeted traffic than you have now. Hope this helps [smiley icon omitted because i'm not amused] Take care. “
Next you’ll be trying to get me one of those smart-phones with windows8 on it, aren’t you? Don’t lie, i can smell it on you, you Soddy pestilence on the virginity of a handmade imitation handbag inspired by sushi and traffic cones!
ALL OF YOU BASTAGES: GET! THE! FUCK! OUT! OF MY INBOX!
Thank you for your time and unintended entertainment though.. Still, fuck off, you lot are a dime a bakers dozen, fail-made and less interesting than a Mormon stool sample.